Well, tents are a step above sleeping in a cardboard box in an alley. Can't be too bad, I've slept in worse.

Babe, we're sharing a tent, right?

Hate stages, don't anybody even attempt that stupid shit.

I got wings coming out of my damn ass....FUCK!

GOD DAMN BULL SHIT MOTHER FUCKED PIECE OF!!!!!!!!! I hate mazes.

I'll burn the shit down!

I'm going with Buffy, I'm not dressing up, and no one can make me dress up unless I'm getting bribed with money or sex, though that last one only stands for a certain person really....

Be funny if I went as an X-freak, but Kitty's here, that'd just start shit up...not that I mind that, but it's just not fucking worth it. Plus Kitty can kick my ass.

I'm bringing my wrist ignitors and lighters just in case!

My mom, she's here, and she's....she's acting like a mom, and not like herself. IT's fucking wierd, and she's been threatening to wash my mouth out with soap for some things I've said, damn this isn't the mom I know, or at least, not the one I had at the last of it....

Fuck! Someone get her out of here before I kill her again.

DAMN IT! This can't be real, she's dead! She'd never be here, he wouldn't let her....

I did miss my mom...damn, I never thought I'd ever say this, but I missed her and I love her, maybe it's just her being away from the asshole, but she's acting like a mother... like she cares....

And I thought I hated high school. Damn it! And I thought Storm was a bad teacher, hell, the people here wouldn't know goot literature if it bit them in the ass!

Damn, I have a class....I should just not fucking go....

Shit.

Bugger! I'm suck with the stupid lass, the one that wants to effing fight me! The dumb wench doesn't be realizin' tha' she be choosin' the wrong battle. Aye, I'll have te be teachin' the lass a lesson. Maybe a few good lashes. I need some rum, where is the rum?

Off to find some rum....before I teach the wench a lesson.

God damn it! Boils fucking hurt like hell! SHIT!
I think that I'm going to kill whoever the fuck is
running this god damned hotel! FUCKING SHIT!
And...Buffy's here, add fuel to the fire, add the
fucking fuel to the fire. Damn it... I think that
I'm going to fucking kill someone, shit. I need
some fucking lighters and shit. I can't even leave
my room...shit.

HOT DAMN! It's not a fucking hotel!

A fucking cruise ship! Meaning my ass can fucking get off at this dock! I can get away from this shit! HELL FUCKING YEAH! I can't stand being in that fucking hotel! I'm getting my ass off this ship and not getting back on the god damned thing.

There was someone that looks exactly like me, on my fucking bed!

WHAT THE SHIT!?

He was acting all fucking good too! SHIT! I do not need, some fucking guy acting like he's fucking good and all better than me god damn it! PISS IT! I'm roasting his ass!

Fucking diseased humans. Wish they were fucking dead, all of them. Don't want to be near a god damned one of them, fucking ass. I swear if one of them bastards comes near me, I'll fucking burn their ass...

At least I'm not a fucking fish anymore....bastards, stuipd bastards....

Damn, I'm supposed to meet that fuking bitch today, but she might fucking try to touch me with her fucking diseased ass hands, she wants to fight.... we'll see bitch.....

FUCK! I should have known this shit about a free hotel stay was all a scam! I bet it's the damned government, homosapiens. I'm stuck here around all the damned humans and shit! Could things be worse? Well, of course they could, I'm pretty damned sure it'd be worse if one of the X-dorks were here. Damn, this sucks!

I don't even know why the hell I decided to come in the first place. Oh yeah, I didn't have anyywhere else to go...well, hell, where am I supposed to find my damn room...guess I'll start there, fucking bullshit man...

If anyone knows how the fuck to get out, let me know!

This is John, I'm not going to anser, and it's not likely that I'll get back to you either, but if you want to, hell, leave a message after the annoying beep.

BEEP